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The Shappening EP

by THE ED MILLER BAND

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When I was a boy Innocent and naive I studied the tricks up Gibson’s sleeve But now I grown up I realised life aint a movie scene When life hands you lemons think of Patsy’s melons Ignorance is bliss Trust me kids The world’s in chaos The world’s in bits At least there’s Kensit’s tits /Thank God for Kensit’s tits You need a happy place Well I got mine I watched the second Lethal Weapon when I was nine That image sure damn stuck When your down on your luck think of Patsy’s jugs Patsy’s jugs Ignorance is bliss Trust me kids The world’s in chaos The world’s in bits At least there’s Kensit’s tits /Thank God for Kensit’s tits
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I’ve no sober contribution Seems I’ve misplaced all potential pleasant phrases But like my mother used to say If you can’t say something nice then don’t say nothing at all Best to hold your tongue they tell me You're just going to waste your breath (I tell em it’s) Hard to hold my tongue when both my hands are wrapped around your neck Silence is, violence is silent Violence is golden I have no reason to be pleased Aint easy walking through shit when it comes up to your knees But like my mother used to say It aint just faeces and sneezes that spread diseases Best to hold your tongue they tell me You're just going to waste your breath (I tell em it’s) Hard to hold my tongue when both my hands are wrapped around your neck Silence is, violence is silent Violence is golden Undeniably in denial Best to hold your tongue they tell me you're just going to waste your breath It’s hard to hold my tongue when both my hands are wrapped around your neck Undeniably in denial Silence is, violence is silent Violence is golden
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Nurse, I spy gypsies! Run! No, Sir, panic is a basic in a prison Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron Now, do I repay a period won? Otto made Ned a motto Oh, cameras are macho Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo O, stone, be not so Dr. Awkward Do geese see God? Red root put up to order Retracting, I sign it Carter A lad named E. Mandala Red rum, sir, is murder So many dynamos! Solo gigolos O Geronimo, no minor ego Some men interpret nine memos Dr. Awkward Do geese see God? Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned

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Stick two blokes in a shed for as many nights in the infamous Cumbrian outback and this is what you get.

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you ‘The Shappening’ EP.

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released December 15, 2017

Tom Lake - Vocals/Bass/Guitar/Drums/Production
Jim Wilkinson - Guitar/Bass/Production

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